#1 Good Samaritan or Creepy?
I have a brake light out on my car - which I have known for almost 3 months now and am too lazy to fix it or too broke to have it fixed. Either way... I should probably change it. My mom told me about it in Jan. A cop told me in Feb. An old man told me in March. Now, this old man wasn't just walking by my car and noticed. He wasn't next to me at a stop light. He actually followed me two miles to my destination... waited for me to park my car and pulled up behind my car to inform me of my brake light being out. At first I thought he was going to my previous place of employment (a nursing home) to visit a relative/friend of his, but no, he just took some time out of his journey to follow me and let me know of my broken brake light and then went on his merry way.
How nice of him? How creepy of him?
#2 Why do girls go to the bathroom in pairs or triples?
My roommate Rich, had this question while at a bar on St. Patrick's day. He actually timed the singles/pairs/triplets going into the bathroom and the more that went in at a time, the longer it took. This would make sense, but divided by the number of people, it took a whole lot longer. So, he took this time to actually ask one of the "triplets" to find out why they "go" two + at a time.
The answer: "It saves time and we can talk about people that we're out with and guys."
LIES! Okay, yeah, they probably talk about other people, but saves time? I think NOT! I personally do not enjoy spending my bathroom time with other people, nor do I appreciate the "time saving" gestures that other girls insist on doing. Thank you very much.
#3 Why do my dogs eat their own poop? Ginny will be right up in Waton's butt while he's doing #2 and sniff it while it's coming out. Once he's done, they examine it together and then take a little taste. I prevent it when I can - but seriously, WHY?!
Life in Ithaca, NY
4 comments:
1. creepy
2. So you have someone to talk to while you're waiting in line?
3. gross
2. Yes Alison, you make a good point. But to actually go IN to the bathroom together (there is only one room) or IN to the stall together... Is that really necessary?
I can't think of any good reasons now, but when you're drunk, it makes perfect sense?
I think it was nice of him! :)
About going with others... I am so against it! I do not want anyone hearing me do the very private business of pottying. Plus, hello, stage fright! My brother and I have had lengthy conversations on this topic. He read somewhere that if you know you have to pee and cant because others are around, hold your breath and it will relax you. :)
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